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The Spider-Man musical gets a lot of the attention these days, but it’s not the only terrible thing featuring Spidey’s hapless mug. 6) The Spider-Man Tramp Stamp (P.S. WTF?) Source: Ugliest Tattoos Nice job. Now, every time someone looks at you from behind, they’re going to wonder why Spider-Man’s spider-sense is tingling and he’s asking [...]

Let’s face it: even a“good” Cthulhu cake can be bad. When your subject is the dreaded, hideous, and many-tentacled high priest to the Great Old Ones, it’s no coincidence that a confectionery representation would be reminiscent of a steaming pile of angry fecal matter. A picture says a thousand words. In this case, most of those words [...]

Apparently putting together a costume made almost entirely of brown fur is more complicated than you’d think. 7) The Hairy-Chested Chewbacca Costume Source Many bathmats died to bring us this costume. 6) The Cardboard Chewbacca Costume Source So, yes… it’s pretty fantastic as far as cardboard costumes go. But in the meantime: it’s still made [...]

Good news, people! You can finally quit your despairing and general verklempting, because I’m back from hiatus. Source My absence from the blog was due to my starting a new long-term occupational engagement which requires the full attention of all of my considerable resources, including my devastating handsomeness, fresh scent, and keen smartiness. So what [...]

While there are certainly a frightening amount of fanboys who have permanently scarred their chests with Batman symbol tattoos, you’d be surprised how people can embarrass themselves with Batman symbol tattoos on other parts of their bodies. Or maybe you wouldn’t be surprised. I hear cynicism is contagious, and I’ve been drinking out of your [...]

I’m traveling for work, so expect slower posting over the next week. And by“slower,” I mean,“possibly nonexistent.” But, look! Here’s a picture of Calvin and Hobbes-inspired snowmen impaled on the Ellifrett Structure at the University of Wyoming. Now your simple mind has been distracted from its previously-distraught state by an object of delight. [...]

From What the Cool, about this Pac-Man sculpture made out of cans: There’s an annual event called the Can-struction.  It’s a great charity in the form of a can sculpture stacking event where people compete and thousands of people are fed. Photo Credit: Matt Boulton Sure. Sometimes thousands of destitute people are fed at the event. And then [...]

Ewok dog cosplay. In other news, the number of legitimate reasons to own a small, yappy dog has increased to exactly one. Via ptitumblr, who has never met a small, yappy dog he hasn’t yub-nubbed. Find Star Wars dog costumes on Ebay

Below, you can read the exchange that led to this delightful rendition of“The Imperial March” on dueling pianos by the duo of Greg Anderson and Liz Roe. Anderson: We need to get more exposure for our act. We should make a viral video. Roe: Yeah, but we play the piano. No one cares about pianos. [...]

Say what you will about America’s youth, but I haven’t given up hope. Yet. I love that this kid dressed as Dark Helmet from Spaceballs at Star Wars Celebration IV is doing“tongue-in-cheek tribute” before he even knows what“tongue-in-cheek” means. Via Reddit, who bets he doesn’t know what“pocket pool” means, either. Because that’s [...]