Top 10 Stormtrooper Kisses

All Star Wars fans are undersexed nerds living in their parents' basements. Ah, the old cliche. Well, we at GB have proof that chicks actually dig Star Wars fans - especially those who wear the armor. In fact, we've noticed that women just can't keep their lips off a good Stormtrooper. Behold the proof!

Honorable Mention
Stormtrooper Cardboard Standee Kiss

Hit List: See, just the very visual representation of a man in the classic Stormtrooper armor causes women to pucker up!

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#10
Lipstick Kisses Stormtrooper

Hit List: Seems to me this Stormie has become acquainted with his fair share of ladies.

Lipstick Kisses Stormtrooper

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#9
Street Corner Kiss

Hit List: No matter where troopers find themselves, even on a street corner, the ladies just can't help but smack one on them.

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#8
Stormtrooper Smooch

Hit List: Some swooning ladies really enjoy planting a nice, long, deep smooch on the nearest trooper.

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#7
Mardi Gras Stormtrooper Kiss

Hit List: Strike up the band and throw us some beads. Yeah, Stormtroopers have even taken over Mardi Gras. Since this site is PG-13, we're gonna just let you use your imagination from here.

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#6
French Maid Stormtrooper Kiss

Hit List: Question: What's sexier than a French Maid? Answer: Nothing. Maybe there's something about both French Maids and Stormtroopers wearing black and white that makes this just so right.

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#5
Stormtrooper Tongue Kiss

Hit List: Wowza! I think this one is self-explanatory.

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#4
Menage a Trooper

Hit List: Ah, the vaunted Stormtrooper double kiss. And hey, check out the women in the picture on the left. Yeah, those are beauty pageant sashes they're wearing!

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#3
Look, no helmet!

Hit List: Okay, so we know what you're thinking - all these guys still look like dorks under the helmet and are probably only scoring ugly, overweight chicks. Ha! How wrong you are. Here's proof! (We love a chick who knows how to handle her trooper's gun!)